Monthly Archives: July 2012

Chick-Fil-A Boycott: Explained

First of all, I have to admit I was pretty surprised to discover a few weeks ago that the entire world suddenly discovered that Chick-Fil-A is homophobic. I’ve known that about Chick-Fil-A ever since I found out that Chick-Fil-A existed, and I’m from the midwest.

I’m honestly surprised by the backlash that’s happening even among moderate supporters of queer rights to the boycott of Chick-Fil-A. My favorite part is that some conservatives are calling the boycott “fascist.” Alright, I’ll play. First of all, are those same people going to stop boycotting businesses that support queer rights? Second of all, exercising one’s rights as an individual not to spend money at a business you disagree with is fascism? Yeah, that’s exactly how fascism works. Good job, guys.

In light of how many businesses are coming forward to express their support for queer people, I think it’s perfectly reasonable for me, as a private citizen, to go out of my way to support those businesses and withhold my support from ones that are actively working against queer people. Then again, this doesn’t really apply in the case of Chick-Fil-A, as I am a vegetarian. So I guess my only real protest to tomorrow’s wrongheaded “Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day” will be to continue being a transgender, pansexual vegetarian (man, that has to put my pretty high up on their hate list.) I guess I’ll buy some fake chicken. That still counts as a competitor, right?

Now, a lot of people who feel less strongly than I do might express (hopefully innocent) disbelief that this is a “big deal.” Who cares if Dan Cathy has radically homophobic views? It’s just his opinion, right?

Well, you might like to know that it’s a matter of public record that the Chick-Fil-A sandwich you’re eating is funding “ex-gay” camps, which psychologically damage (often young) queer people to try to turn them straight. You might like to know that your money is going to organizations that the Southern Poverty Law Center has designated as hate groups because of provable falsehoods it spreads about queer people. You might like to know that it’s going to organizations that are helping push the bill in Uganda that would make homosexuality punishable by death.

Enjoy your sandwich.

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My Least Favorite Superhero Films. #10: Darkman (1990)

#10: Darkman (1990)

So, here was my basic experience with Darkman. I was sitting in my parents’ living room one summer, bored and surfing through free On Demand movies, when I came across this film. My eyes widened as I read the description. A Sam Raimi-directed superhero film starring Liam Neeson? It sounded way too good to be true.

Turns out it was.

This film is bland, depressing, disgusting… pretty much everything you don’t want in a superhero film. The entire plot is more or less based on revenge, and Dr. Peyton Westlake’s (aka Darkman, played by Neeson) “superpower” is being horribly, horribly burned and disfigured. Okay, as a consequence of that he’s given a radical treatment that removes sensory input, meaning he can’t feel pain, but there’s really nothing at all that makes him a compelling hero. Just a revenge complex and, predictably, a girl to save (Julie Hastings, played by Frances McDormand).

The villains are exceptionally boring, an evil billionaire named Louis Strack Jr. (Colin Friels) and mobster Robert Durant (Larry Drake.)

On more than one occasion, Julie indicates that she is still in love with Peyton and wants to stay with him, but he refuses on the grounds that he’s a monster and, damn it, this film is supposed to be depressing. (And violent. It’s also violent. That’s important.)

Remember the incredibly painful origin of the title character in Robocop (1987)? Imagine if that was the entire movie. Then you have a general idea of how I felt watching Darkman.

I wish I could tell you more, but there really isn’t that much to say about this film. It really isn’t worth your time, but the reasons for that aren’t very complex or interesting. Just don’t bother with this one.

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My Favorite Superhero Films: Honorable Mentions

Since we’re about to crack the top ten on my lists of favorite and least favorite superhero films, now seemed like a pretty good time to identify a few films that just didn’t quite make the cut on both lists.

(Hopefully this will also give you a pretty good idea of why my Favorite list was so much shorter than my Least Favorite list.)

(Disclaimer: I haven’t seen the Superman/Batman animated movies, the two Hulk animated films, or Thor: Tales of Asgard.)

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Honorable Mentions (Favorite Superhero Films)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Not nearly as good as the first film, but not half bad either.

Kick-Ass (2010)

A lot of this film is very silly (in a good way!), but some of it is surprisingly poignant. Consider the main character’s narration: “In the world I lived in, heroes only existed in comic books. And I guess that’d be okay, if bad guys were make-believe, too. But they’re not.” Not to mention this film actually (realistically) has him get his ass kicked in his first few attempts. And Nicholas Cage was hilarious in this.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

A lot of people would probably have this on the other list, but I enjoyed it. I’ve never been a huge Wolverine fan, but Hugh Jackman makes the character pretty impossible not to like. One pleasant surprise was having Cyclops, Emma Frost, and a bunch of other mutants rescued by Professor Xavier. I wish they had used this hook for X-Men: First Class as it would’ve allowed them to give a lot more screen time to some of my favorite characters (Cyclops and Emma Frost), but oh well.

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Many would consider this a serious omission, but I have to admit I’m not quite as impressed with this film as everyone else was. Don’t get me wrong: it was good, and the fact that they managed to craft a version of this character whose patriotism didn’t bother me even a little was impressive, but I didn’t find it nearly as memorable as Thor or Iron Man.

Ultimate Avengers (2006)
Ultimate Avengers 2 (2006)

These Marvel Animated Features were a cut above The Invincible Iron Man for sure. The two films actually hit a lot of the same beats as The Avengers between the two of them (though not entirely as successfully.) Granted, these films suffer greatly in comparison to The Avengers, but at least we know Marvel is capable of making halfway decent animated features.

Batman (1966)

Yeah, the Adam West one. I absolutely loved that series. This was intentionally bad (like the series!), and featured appearances by pretty much every single villain from the show teaming up to try to defeat the caped crusader.

Superman (1978)

Honestly? The only thing holding this movie back was that I found it a little bland, but I’m not sure that’s entirely avoidable for a Superman movie. Then again…

Superman: Doomsday (2007)
All-Star Superman (2011)
Superman vs. The Elite (2012)

This may be largely symptomatic of the DC animated movies being far superior to DC live-action movies, but I’ve yet to see an animated Superman film I didn’t like.

Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths
(2010)
Justice League: Doom
(2012)

Justice League: The New Frontier was a pretty solid narrative and very distinct as it made the conscious choice to set the film in the 1950s, allowing them to make use of some Golden Age aesthetics. I was, however, frustrated that some characters (like Green Arrow) just randomly showed up for the final battle and didn’t do or say anything. Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths was pretty easily the best Justice League film I’ve seen, and probably belongs on the main list, if it weren’t for the fact that I didn’t see it until after I started the list. Justice League: Doom had the pretty major problem of trying to cram too much into too short of a film (and consequently being a bit of a mess), but I still enjoyed it.

Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (2003)

It might not be the most popular opinion, but I actually enjoyed this one quite a bit. Yet again we have to turn to the animated adventures of Batman to see him with an actual mystery plot.

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)

I have to admit I was never a huge fan of the Batman Beyond series, but this film really made me wish I had been. It was shockingly good. And the way it tied back into older Batman continuity is the kind of thing that would’ve made me enjoy Batman Beyond if they had done more of it.

Green Lantern: First Flight (2009)
Green Lantern: Emerald Knights (2011)

More on these later. (“Wait, but they’re on your Honorable Mentions list. Doesn’t that mean there won’t be an entry about them?” You’ll see.)

Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998)

Man, in retrospect, this definitely belonged on the main list, I’m pretty upset that I forgot how good it is. It’s a bit below the cinematic quality of Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (but only a very little bit), which it largely makes up for with a great plot, one of my favorite villains (Mr. Freeze), and features Robin and Batgirl. This is a really great film.

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My Least Favorite Superhero Films: Dishonorable Mentions

Since we’re about to crack the top ten on my lists of favorite and least favorite superhero films, now seemed like a pretty good time to identify a few films that just didn’t quite make the cut on both lists.

(Hopefully this will also give you a pretty good idea of why my Favorite list was so much shorter than my Least Favorite list.)

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Dishonorable Mentions (Least Favorite Superhero Films)

Captain America (1990)

Before Captain America: The First Avenger we had… this.

Batman: Year One (2011)

This definitely takes the cake as the worst DC Universe Animated Original Movie I’ve seen so far. (Wonder Woman wasn’t actually bad, it was just… wrong.) Catwoman is there for no apparent reason and completely wasted. It’s really just a much less awesome version of Batman Begins. Although we ostensibly see Batman’s origin, what essentially happens is that we see Bruce have a bat-related revelation, and the next time we see him he’s in a full batsuit fighting crime. I don’t know if it was like that in the comic, but it really felt pretty unfulfilling in the film.

The Punisher (2004)

Boring. Depressing. Violent. Whee. I once saw this on TV opposite of Atomic Twister and I chose Atomic Twister. I’m not joking. The only reason this isn’t on the main list is that I haven’t seen it all the way through, so I can’t really write a review of it.

Zoom (2006)

This was basically a really, really dull version of a better film (Sky High) with terrible acting from the children. It’s really sad, because I was really excited when I first heard about this. “It’s like Sky High with Tim Allen!” Not so much.

The Invincible Iron Man (2007)

Do you want to know how much Marvel animated films suck compared to DC animated films? They made Iron Man boring. Let me repeat that: they made Iron Man boring. How do you even do that?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

Even when I was a child I knew this film was terrible, which is really not a great sign because this was the first Ninja Turtles film that didn’t “get” that it was supposed to be entertaining for children and adults at the same time.

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My Favorite Superhero Films. #11: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

#11: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

It’s actually nearly impossible to believe Batman: Under the Red Hood was a direct-to-DVD release. It had a cinematic quality that would’ve made it excellent to experience in the theaters. This film is actually an excellent example of the fact that DC Comics’ animated features show much more fidelity to their characters than their live action versions, and arguably are just better films in general.

Batman: Under the Red Hood adapts both the similarly-titled Under the Hood and the one Batman storyline I never thought I’d see any medium of adaptation try to touch: A Death in the Family. I actually like this film’s version of Jason Todd’s return much better than Under the Hood‘s. While the essential elements were the same, and the conclusion is similar, it’s much more streamlined both structurally and in terms of the actual story.

The production values here are as impressive as they’ve ever been for the DC Universe’s animated features, and Christopher Drake turns in arguably his best performance as soundtrack composer. I was surprised by the choice to recast many of the voices for this film as I think the original voice actors would’ve been excellent reprising their roles, but I can hardly argue with who they got to replace them. Bruce Greenwood (as Batman) and Neil Patrick Harris (as Nightwing) bring serious Hollywood prestige to the cast, while veteran voice actor John DiMaggio (as the Joker) is, as ever, impressive.

The quality of this film stands out even among other DC Universe Animated Original Movies, which have been with few exceptions consistently excellent. I would love to see more major Batman storylines told in a similar vein. I’d love to see a (probably at least two-part) adaptation of Knightfall and Knightsend, largely glossing over Knightquest, and definitely a sequel adapting Prodigal. The Long Halloween and Dark Victory (still the best interpretation of Dick Grayson’s origin story ever) would be spectacular as well.

So far, though, the only additional storyline they’ve used is Year One (which was okay but not great), and there’s a forthcoming two-part adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns, which I must confess I’m not especially looking forward to. But then, my bias has always been for more exploration of the “Batman Family,” a concept which modern interpretations of Batman have largely tried to ignore. Under the Red Hood, on the other hand, plays into my prejudices by heavily featuring Bruce’s relationship with both Dick Grayson and Jason Todd. This is really what I’d like to see more of, just throw in some Barbara Gordon and Tim Drake and we’ll be all set.

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Gay Batman + Iron Man = Action-Comedy Gold

So, if I told you Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) is an action-comedy about Robert Downey Jr. being hilarious and teaming up with Val Kilmer playing a gay private detective, I could stop there and you’d see it, right?

I’m actually nearly convinced that Jon Favreau was watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang he decided to cast Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man, but saying that does somewhat of a disservice to Downey Jr.’s skills and his performance in this film. In Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Robert Downey Jr. is playing Harry Lockhart, a character who is much less confident and very much “in over his head” than Tony Stark in Iron Man. Despite this huge difference, what he shares in common with Downey Jr.’s later, more famous role is that he’s incredibly cocky but virtually impossible for the audience not to like.

Lockhart opens the film as a thief, with the rather comedic introduction of talking to his son on the phone to find out the name of an action figure he wanted for Christmas, pretending to be shopping while actually robbing the store. The robbery is interrupted by an alarm going off, and in the process of evading the police Lockhart stumbles into an acting audition. The reviewers mistake Lockhart’s genuine fear and distress as superior acting skills, and declare him brilliant.

This chain of events brings Lockhart to Hollywood, where he finds himself at a party also attended by struggling actress Harmony (Michelle Monaghan), and he naturally immediately falls head over heels for her. Like everything else in the film, the gradually developed relationship between Lockhart and Harmony is full of sharp comedy, but also a great deal of heart under the surface.

Val Kilmer as Gay Perry… well… I can honestly say Val Kilmer turned in a performance unlike anything else I’ve ever seen in his career, and that I respect him as an actor a million times more than I did before. I honestly think somoene could watch the entire film, and only during the ending credits exclaim, “That was Val Kilmer?” I knew it was Kilmer ahead of time, and still finished the film thinking, “I can’t believe I just saw that.”

Gay Perry is, to borrow my boyfriend’s assessment, a “gay action hero.” Kilmer’s performance as the incredibly blunt private detective alone would make this film well worth seeing, even if it were the only thing this film has going for it (it’s not.) His chemistry with Robert Downey Jr. is absolutely sizzling, and I’m not just talking about the obligatory “quick, we have to pretend we’re kissing” scene.

Having Robert Downey Jr. narrate the film in character was a brilliant choice. Framing the film this way adds to the neo-noir feel of it, and allows metacriticism when Lockhart frequently makes comments like, “Yeah, I know, I hate it when movies do that,” in response to the structure of the film’s plot.

The mystery plot Lockhart and Perry find themselves embroiled in would actually be sufficiently engaging enough on its own that it didn’t need to be “carried” by the actors. Indeed, either element (the acting or the story) would have been sufficient to make Kiss Kiss Bang Bang an excellent film. There are just so many things to love about this film. I honestly have no idea how it wasn’t a massive blockbuster.

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My Least Favorite Superhero Films. #11: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

#11. Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

The English language might not contain a more backhanded compliment than, “It wasn’t as bad as Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” Clearly one of the most direct applications of this statement is its direct sequel, Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Is it better than Revenge of the Fallen? Yes. Absolutely. No question about it. Is it good? NO!!!

It’s awkward that I want to spend so much time here referring to my (spoiler alert) forthcoming review of Revenge of the Fallen, but that film so thoroughly exposed Michael Bay’s hackery for what it was, to the point that there was actually little this film could do to follow up on that. A lot of what makes Dark of the Moon ”not that bad” is what makes Revenge of the Fallen “that” bad.

Make no mistake: Dark of the Moon is awful, just in more conventional ways. It’s an overly-long, scifi-without-the-sci/action film that takes itself far too seriously. The final battle in Chicago drags on and on for what feels like three hours. A battle of this scale that cost this much money should not be boring.

This was not the film’s only flaw, just the most expensive one. The narrative structure alternates between boring and confusing. What little emotion this film contains, you miss if you happen to take a bathroom break when the Autobots are forced to leave the earth (true story.) Characters (like Tyrese Gibson as Robert Epps) show up out of nowhere for no apparent reason and then become incredibly important to the plot. Meanwhile, due to Megan Fox’s very public exit, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley plays Sam Witwicky’s (Shia LaBeouf) new girlfriend, Carly Spencer… whose relationship with Sam is never actually introduced or explained, it just sort of exists. We never really learn anything about how or why they fell in love, but that relationship ends up serving as Sam’s primary motivation for saving the world in one of the biggest clichés ever shoehorned into a film.

Really, large segments of this film feel like Bizarro Transformers. Everything that made the first film good seems to have its mirror image in the third one, making this film bad and wrong for all the reasons the first film was good and right. Looking at all three Transformers films, it seems to me that all Michael Bay knows how to do well is essentially shout at the audience, “Look how cool this is!” (which he did quite well in the first film), and he’s lost when he has to construct an actual narrative out of it.

Perhaps representing a gross overreaction to Revenge of the Fallen (if there can be such a thing), Dark of the Moon isn’t the same kind of trainwreck; it’s just unbelievably dull. Sorry for the somewhat shorter entry, but hey: at least it wasn’t as phoned in as Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

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My Favorite Superhero Films. #12: V for Vendetta (2005)

Amazingly, my two lists have caught up with each other, so I can start alternating between the two!

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#12: V for Vendetta (2005)

Alright, things are starting to get pretty serious now, because we’re getting into the part of the list where I could easily see any of these being my favorite film of all time. (Yeah: that part of the list starts at number twelve. Have I mentioned that superhero movies have gotten good?) I expect this entry to be fairly controversial. There is justifiable debate as to whether V for Vendetta can properly be considered a superhero film. Furthermore, there are serious questions about its efficacy as an adaptation. I intend to address both.

V for Vendetta is, at its core, about a character, “V” (Hugo Weaving) who puts on a mask in order to fight injustice. We are introduced to this character as he saves a woman, Evey (Natalie Portman) from being raped by two members of the secret police. In the film’s very first scene, it simultaneously introduces the primary conflict of the film (a corrupt, fascist government) and deliberately riffs on the superhero motif by placing V in the traditional role of rescuing an innocent from harm. Furthermore, when his origin story is revealed, we learn that he gained enhanced abilities due to medical experiments carried out upon him by the government.

The easy protest here is that V’s enemy is not the criminal elements of society, but rather the “legitimate” power structure in place. But when that structure is in itself not only corrupt, but actually a clear and present threat to its citizens, wouldn’t a superhero quickly find herself or himself struggling against that very government? Sure, it might be a much shorter struggle if that superhero were someone like Superman. It might not actually be all that different if he were Batman, but we’ll get to that. V’s goals are political, so his tactics often end up being political. He blows up a building, then hijacks a propaganda broadcast intended to cover up the incident as a demolition to expose it for what it really was: a sign that the fascist government of Britain is not invincible. He uses this as a rallying call to the people of Britain to rise up against their government, telling them to meet him next fifth of November outside the Houses of Parliament.

V becomes a symbol. When a huge contingent of citizens does show up outside of the Houses of Parliament a year later, they wear the same Guy Fawkes masks as V. When Evey is asked V’s identity because she had seen beneath his mask, she replies that he is “all of us.” My one real complaint here is that Evey herself did not directly take up the mantle of V, as she did in the graphic novel. Moreover, V’s belief that she will be the primary builder of the new society to take the place of the old one that he tore down is not even hinted at.

This provides a nice segue into my next defense: this film as an adaptation. Although I did have a problem with those omissions in Evey’s character, I didn’t have a problem with the broader changes that have bothered a lot of fans, and Moore himself. Moore’s original story was a response to British Thatcherism, and how easily he could see a state becoming fascist in the aftermath of, say, a nuclear war between the United States and Soviet Union. The atmosphere in which this film was released was quite different, with very few (if any) people supposing a nuclear war to be imminent. The descent into totalitarianism here as depicted in a montage late in the film is consequently much different, but believable to modern audiences. What made the graphic novel brilliant is also what made the film brilliant. Namely, a terrifyingly believable depiction of a society sliding into fascism and being lulled into complacency about the freedoms being stripped from them and the horrors going on around them, only to be shaken from their complacency by a determined genius and his brilliantly-crafted plan.

There are certainly advantages the graphic novel had over the film. The film must unfortunately sacrifice some of the complexity of the graphic novel. Because of the much greater “screen time” afforded to the graphic novel medium, situations and characters are developed at a much slower pace, making his genius much more shocking when things begin “clicking” into place. One of the most dramatic examples is in the chillingly brilliant scene where we see every thread of V’s plan beginning to fall into place framed by V’s game of dominoes. Much more than the film, the graphic novel astonishes us with V’s brilliance.

But the film gets so much right, it’s difficult to fault it for what’s really an inherent disadvantage the medium must overcome, not a failing of this film in particular. Like the graphic novel, the film has a way of humanizing and personalizing big themes. One of the most horrifying (and believable) elements of the original story is the way in which the fascist government rounded up “undesirable” minorities and imprisoned or executed them. The graphic novel personalized this by having an imprisoned Evey read the story of a lesbian actress (Valerie Page, played in the film by Natasha Wightman) who was dragged off as part of the government’s purges of minorities. The film preserves this section word-for-word, and also depicts Evey’s boss (Gordon Deitrich, played by Stephen Fry) as a closeted homosexual who is deeply afraid of discovery. Both the graphic novel and film managed to vividly confront us with our vulnerability to those in power, should they decide to strip life and liberty from those it finds “undesirable.”

The acting in this film was brilliant. Hugo Weaving gave V the dramatic weight the larger-than-life character needed, and this is one of the strongest performances I’ve ever seen from the talented Natalie Portman. Stephen Fry and Natasha Wightman personalized the horror of being helpless to stop a powerful government from stripping you of everything (including your own life) because of something deeply personal about yourself. And Roger Allam was brilliant as Lewis Prothero, “The Voice of London.” Prothero is a clear nod to propaganda apparatuses like Fox News and Rush Limbaugh.

This film explores huge themes both on the grand scale they naturally seem to lend themselves to, and (arguably more effectively) on a smaller, much more personal scale. It is a deeply moving film, and easily one of my favorite films of all time. The only thing that stops it from being much higher on this list is that it already exists in a superior film (the graphic novel version), and that when composing a list like this I must confess a bias for films whose identities as superhero stories are less ambiguous.

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My Least Favorite Superhero Films: A Fantastic Four Double Feature!

#13. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
#12. Fantastic Four (2005)

Yeah, I’m doing these two at the same time because that’s just how much I care about this franchise.

I almost can’t hold how boring the first film is against it, because that’s how I’ve always felt about the Fantastic Four. As a child who religiously watched Spider-Man: The Animated Series, I absolutely dreaded the Fantastic Four crossover episodes because the tone and pace of the Fantastic Four (“boring” and “glacial,” respectively) completely overpowered Spider-Man’s. I realize this is entirely a matter of personal taste and I’m committing a serious act of comic book fan blasphemy, but I really don’t like the Fantastic Four. At all. Sorry.

That being said, I have no problem seeing how you could make a pretty reasonably good movie out of them. As you probably already know by now… that didn’t happen. Instead, we got a film that perplexingly managed the trick of being unbelievably slow while also not developing its characters at all. Oh, and for a film that leaned so heavily on science, this film either had a horrible science advisor, or ignored everything that person said.

Although he was just as much a one-note character as everyone else in the film, I did actually enjoy Johnny Storm (aka the Human Torch, played by Chris Evans.) It’s pretty interesting to compare Evans’ performance as the cocky, showboating Storm to his performance as the humble, conventionally heroic Captain America. (It would also break the unwritten rule that you’re not supposed to play two different superheroes, but that would require me or anybody else caring about this film.)

While we’re wasting our time pondering some of the myriad reasons this film was pretty terrible, Jessica Alba (playing Sue Storm, aka the Invisible Woman) is really not even a little good here, and has absolutely no chemistry with Ioan Gruffudd (playing Reed Richards, aka Mr. Fantastic), who was also… well… not fantastic, but not as notably bad.

Ben Grimm’s (aka The Thing, played by Michael Chiklis) subplot is really the only place this film feels like it could have heart, but there isn’t a lot of effort put into it, and it certainly wasn’t enough to carry the movie.

Rise of the Silver Surfer actually pulled off the neat trick of being as bad as (maybe even worse than) the first film. The attempts at humor such as the forced banter before the aborted wedding of Reed Richards and Sue Storm were laughable, but not in a good way. The early chase scene between Johnny the Human Torch and Silver Surfer was actually pretty good, but it was the only borderline-outstanding part of the film and it happens about five minutes in.


(Pictured: the only reason anyone should watch this film.)

I don’t really hate these films, in the sense that I can’t bring myself to care about them enough to hate them. I might feel more strongly about their blandness and badness if it weren’t for the fact that I already consider the Fantastic Four pretty bland in general. (Again, apologies for the sacrilege.)

I think the weirdest thing about these films is that they have all the trappings of a mainstream superhero film franchise (which makes sense since we’re talking about one of Marvel’s major franchises here), but the entire production really ends up coming off more like a pair of “off-brand” superhero films. If it weren’t for Stan Lee’s obligatory cameos, I would be digging to make sure these films were actually sanctioned by Marvel.

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Doing It Right

It is rare that we get such a dramatic example of a public servant standing up for queer rights in a confrontational way, so I think it’s important to acknowledge it when it happens. I’m going to let Mayor Thomas Menino of Boston, Massachusetts’ letter to Dan Cathy, President of Chick-fil-A speak for itself:

Mayor Menino: as a queer individual who lives well within your city’s sphere of influence, I thank you sincerely and want you to know that you have made me feel a thousand times more welcome in your city with this simple gesture. I live in Providence, Rhode Island–about an hour away from Boston by commuter rail–and have visited your fine city on a few occasions, and I can safely say I will make it a point to do so even more frequently now than I might have otherwise.

I’m still not rooting for your sports teams, though.

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